Which Pokémon are you?

You're Croagunk

The Deadpan Trickster

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You have one facial expression and it's working for you. You're dry, unflappable, and quietly strange, and you deliver your best moments with no fanfare at all. You keep the people around you honest, sometimes with a jab. You're Croagunk: deadpan, dependable, and funnier than anyone gives you credit for.

Why Croagunk: Anime: Brock's Croagunk, who jabs him mid-flirt every single time without changing expression; Pokedex (DPPt, Sw): makes an eerie sound with its cheeks to unsettle foes.

Croagunk's profile

ExtraversionKeeps to themselves
Croagunk
41
AgreeablenessBlunt and tough
Croagunk
32
ConscientiousnessWings it
Croagunk
32
OpennessChases the unknown
Croagunk
63
Emotional stabilityUnshakeable
Croagunk
90
CompetitivenessHere for the journey
Croagunk
31
IndependenceLone wanderer
Croagunk
75

Croagunk's natural partnerDragapultThe Family Missile Croagunk's rivalTreeckoThe Cool Head

How it works: 18 in-world statements rated from “Not me at all” to “Totally me” score seven traits (the Big Five plus competitiveness and independence). Your scores are matched to 200 Pokémon profiles built from Pokédex entries across the games, Mystery Dungeon, Pokémon Sleep and Legends behaviour and the anime, weighting the traits you're most extreme on. Everything runs in your browser; your result lives in the link.